PSN Back In A Few Days...Or A Month?

Patrick Seybold says

"I know you all want to know exactly when the services will be restored. At this time, I can’t give you an exact date, as it will likely be at least a few more days"

Shigenori Yoshida says it won't be until May 31st.

This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous. Just blow in the cartridge!!!